I currently have no access to my phone, WhatsApp, or any other device.
If you know me, please contact me by email:
myfirstname.mylastname@ymail.com
It's a ridiculous and highly improbable state of affairs, but I'm absolutely fine, so don't worry!
I just don't currently have access to my usual means of communication, so email is the only way to reach me.
Please email me if you can, and pass this message on to anyone who might be trying to contact me.